Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news, I 'm a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from BSES (Bombay Suburban Electricity Supply) because the electricity bill has not been paid. Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma ? Yes.........

Timepass Short Jokes (1) An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!" (2) Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU, The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???" The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!" (3) An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why? He didn't want to talk to her!!! (4) A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why? He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!! (5)...

Cute Joke Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it "yesterday once more". They made a date on the riverbank they used to go when they were young. The next day, Grandpa got up 6 a.m. in the morning, dashed to the bank, picked up a big bunch of wild flowers before sunrise, waited there for his sweetheart to come. But grandpa ended in...

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer. A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring, "he replies sheepishly. His...

A young man went to his grandfather's place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down to lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were encrusted in a thin filmy substance. He asked his grandfather,"Are you sure you washed it properly?" "As clean as cold water can get it" was the reply. So the young man shrugged and started eating. The next day at breakfast he noticed that the plates were dirty and grimy. It also smelled a...

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said : Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period. Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board. Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I...

He had been suspecting that his wife was cheating. So, he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a special after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For 100,000/- the special hire driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom with the driver in tow. They entered the bedroom and...

The Photographer and the Pilot The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great bush fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his office to hire a plane "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and...

Parent style After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Gujrati man in Bombay calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call...

Serene Knocking A woman came storming at the Postal counter. She gave a parcel Pick-up notice and complained, “This morning, your mailman came with our parcel for delivery. He left this note for us to pick up from Post office, but my husbandwas home all the time. Why could not he knock our doors and deliver parcel at home?” The Post master was polite and apologetic. He went inside brought the parcel and delivered it to the...