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Influence of Anesthesia»
Influence of Anesthesia In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery. His wife was sitting by his side holding his hand. His eyelids just opened for a few seconds. He looked at his wife as if he was returning from...
Always Allow The Boss To Speak First»
Always Allow The Boss To Speak First A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says: Normally,...
junior»
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, She instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site. After junior had called, he got back to...
Whats Matter Honey…?»
Whats Matter Honey...? A wife awoke early one morning to the sounds of her husband angrily banging around pots and pans in the kitchens. When she goes downstairs, she sees that he is looking for something to eat but, more importantly, is very...
How To Become A Dad»
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's been on the ground,...
cheating»
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!" "Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely. "See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We...
new Chairman for Microsoft»
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Arun an Indian (Mumbai) guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those...
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore»
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti. ENGLISHMAN : What is this? CIRCUIT : Bread India Circuit then opens the box of jalebi. ENGLISHMAN : What is...
he Habitual Mistake»
he Habitual Mistake An employee walks into the Accounts office and says "What is the meaning of this. I have been paid $200 less than what was decided upon." The Accountant replies "I know about it, but you did not complain when we paid $200...
अनपढ़ आदमी»
संताः डाक्टर साहब, मैं चश्मा लगाकर पढ़ तो सकुंगा न?? डाक्टरः हां, हां बिल्कुल... संताः तब तो ठीक...
